Friday, December 29, 2006

Look! Photos!

Ok, mini-rant before I get to the good stuff. I am sick. Sick sick sick sick sick. Like, the Bubonic Plague has re-emerged just to infect me. I can't remember the last time I was this sick, it's that impressive. I've weathered a lot of stuff, but man, I CANNOT handle getting sick. I'm a total wimp. Grumble, grumble, grumble. I think the only solution is Godiva (or more cowbell, I haven't decided which.)

But I'm an impatient gal, and I can't tolerate complaining, even my own, so we're moving on.

Photos! Lots and lots of photos! Mwahahaha! This couple was fan-fucking-tastic. Really. Totally uninhibited, very, very much in love, completely adorable, and schtupped like teenage bunnies. I'm not entirely sure I've ever had a shoot where I was just as tired as the couple at the end of it all. I mean, we're talking Energizer Bunny-level. If they ever decide to write a sex guide, I'm providing the illustrations.

I took over 650 photos of them, and I very deliberately eschewed anything traditionally pornographic. Anyone can take a photo of a blowjob. I've always been a sucker for good personality, anyway.

These are a few of my favorites. My absolute favorite is awaiting approval by the couple, and might be posted later.


Blogger Banana Boy said...

You're right... they look fantastic together!

I've so many poor-uality "erotic" photography books in my shop, your images make a refreshing difference.

Have a good new year, lady.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope you feel better soon.

However, now that you're a resident of San Francisco, you can graduate from Godiva and eat some real chocolate.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the one where she's arching her back is extra fantastic!
love & hope you feel better,
cajun ralph

7:24 PM  
Blogger Samantha Wolov said...

banana (tasty name)--thanks! congrats on what seems to be a new baby! at least, it seems as if you had a baby....

anon--i'm loyal to my godiva, but i have no problem trying all sorts of new chocolate!

ralph--thanks! they were impressive. i took ballet for 10 years and gymnastics for 7, and i still don't think i could do that...still thinking of flying out here? we can try all that chocolate "anonymous" linked to.

12:58 AM  
Blogger jenn said...

Love! Love love love, especially the second one. I hear you on the plague! Although did you know that most Jews survived the plague? It might possibly be do to the fact that if you're doing the Jew thing correctly, you are washing your hands thoroughly like a billion times every hour. Or perhaps it was because we are God's chosen people and inherently better, who's to say. That totally useless knowledge was brought to you courtesy of my "Plagues, Viruses, and Diseases" class that I had to take to fulfill a science credit. Regardless, I think it might be bird flu, because that's what I'm convinced I have. FEEL BETTER!

2:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone can take a picture of a blowjob, but not anyone can take a GOOD picture of a blowjob. I guess you're leaving the void open then.

10:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm thinking either late february or late april - i have to figure out when it's best to take off work. chocolate sounds excellent. but all the flights from MSP to SFO basically suck - leave here at 9pm, arrive at 11pm, leave SF at midnight and arrive at 6 am. suck!

it's definitely in my plans, though...


7:53 PM  
Blogger themadamefiles said...

Oh my!!
Your work is AWESOME!!!
You should put your writing and images together!

5:16 PM  
Blogger Linda said...

Those photos are gorgeous! What a passionate couple!

9:37 PM  

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